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« on: Mar 17th, 2005, 10:10am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify

>One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a
>deserted island for
>over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He
>thought to himself,
>"It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck
>got closer and closer,
>he began to rule out the possibilities of a
>small boat and even a
>raft.
>Suddenly there emerged from the surf a
>wet-suited black clad figure.
>Putting aside the scuba gear
>and the top of
>the wet suit, there stood
>a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
>The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned
>Irishman and said to
>him, "Tell me, how long has it been since
>you've had a cigarette?"
>"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
>With that, she reached over and unzipped a
>waterproofed pocket on the
>left sleeve or her wet suit, and
>pulled out a
>fresh pack of
>cigarettes.
>He takes one, lights it, and takes a long
>drag. "Faith and begorrah,"
>said the man, "that is so good I'd almost
>forgotten how great a smoke
>can be!"
>"And how long has it been since you've had a
>drop of good Irish
>whiskey?" asked the blonde.
>Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
>Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her
>right sleeve unzips a
>pocket there and removes a flask and hands it
>to him.
>He opened the flask and took a long drink.
>"'Tis nectar of the gods!"
>stated the Irishman. "'Tis truly
>fantastic!!!"
>At this point the gorgeous blonde started to
>slowly unzip the long
>front of her wet suit, right down the middle.
>She looked at the
>trembling man and asked, "And how long has it
>been since you played
>around?"
>With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to
>his knees and sobbed,
>"Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf
>clubs in there too!"
>
>
>Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!!
 
NOTE:  I PROMISE you, if Mr Luci had been this guy, the last question would definitely be what he asked Wink Grin
 
I'm amazed how much men love their golf clubs Tongue  
 
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 17th, 2005, 9:14pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Mr. Dixie too luci! :yes:
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« Reply #2 on: May 10th, 2005, 9:14am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
on Mar 17th, 2005, 10:10am, luci wrote:

I'm amazed how much men love their golf clubs Tongue  
 

 
 
I love my golf clubs, but here lately they don't seem to love me.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: May 10th, 2005, 10:45am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify

 
My clubs would have to go love themselves if this was my reality ......    Grin
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« Reply #4 on: May 10th, 2005, 5:49pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Mr L has learned to love them less these past weeks.
Thankfully, there isn't room for a golf course on a cruise ship Wink
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