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« on: Jun 1st, 2002, 4:11pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
A Few Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously:
 
* A day without sunshine is like, night.
 
* On the other hand, you have different fingers.
 
* 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 
* 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
 
* I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
 
* Honk if you love peace and quiet.
 
* Remember, half the people you know are below average.
 
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
 
* Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
 
* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
 
* Support bacteria.  They're the only culture some people have.
 
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
 
* Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
 
* If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
 
* OK, so what's the speed of dark?
 
* If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
 
* When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
 
* Hard work pays off in the future.  Laziness pays off now.
 
* Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.
 
* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
 
* I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
 
* Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
 
* Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
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Re: Zen thoughts ....
« Reply #1 on: Jun 1st, 2002, 5:30pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
thanks hon...you always make me  Smiley!
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Anytime, sweetie   Grin
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