Irishlass
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A Laugh To Start Your Week
« on: Aug 18th, 2002, 10:47pm » |
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YOU CAN TELL IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY WHEN....
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-husband.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your pet rock snaps at you.
Your husband says, "Good morning, Sharon" and your name is Anne.
Have a good week. 
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