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Review: 'Phantom' a bloated nightmare
« on: Dec 25^th, 2004, 1:44am »

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Review: 'Phantom' a bloated nightmare
Big images, little charm in movie adaptation of musical
By Christy Lemire
Associated Press
Wednesday, December 22, 2004 Posted: 10:43 AM EST (1543 GMT)

(AP) -- You can't exactly go small when you're doing a movie adaptation of an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. (Although a cinema verite version of "Cats," shot with hand-held digital video and starring actual felines, could only be an improvement.)

But even walking in with expectations of grandeur cannot prepare you for the bombastic monstrosity that is "Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera."

Simultaneously amped-up and rock-and-rolled down, presumably to make it palatable to a wider audience, the film is far more interested in earsplitting crescendos than in subtly touching the heart.

It is shot sumptuously, though, and it's packed with rich details. Long before he was unfairly accused of destroying the "Batman" franchise, director Joel Schumacher was a window dresser at Bendel's department store in midtown Manhattan. Among the many films in his eclectic directorial collection is "The Lost Boys," so we know he's capable of evoking a dark, gothic mood.

And some of the now-familiar tunes can be lovely -- when the music isn't drowning out the vocals, that is -- particularly when damsel-in-distress Christine first sings "Think of Me" at the film's start. The actress playing her, the luminous Emmy Rossum (she also played Sean Penn's daughter in "Mystic River"), sang with the Metropolitan Opera starting at age 7, and it shows.

It's just really hard to take this "Phantom" seriously -- despite how seriously it takes itself -- perhaps because it's in a movie theater. Paying a few bucks to see it at the multiplex strips away the sensation of taking part in an "event" -- which is much of the allure of going to the theater.

Of course, there are many fabulous examples of movies that have been adapted successfully from stage musicals -- "West Side Story" and "The Sound of Music" spring immediately to mind -- but that was a different time and in different hands, namely those of Robert Wise. More recently, "Chicago" worked because it had edge, style and flair.

But when the Phantom (Scottish actor Gerard Butler) steps from the shadows of Paris' Opera Populaire and shows his masked face for the first time, it's hard to resist the impulse to laugh. It all seems so campy.

Rather than a force to fear from Gaston Leroux's novel, this Phantom (who's about 10 years younger than Michael Crawford was when he won a Tony Award for the role in 198 Cool

comes off as a petulant brat at worst and an insecure control freak at best.

Sure, he's Christine's "angel of music," having secretly mentored her from chorus girl to stage star (and helped her outshine the diva La Carlotta, played with intentionally over-the-top shrillness by Minnie Driver). But anyone can see that rather than being sucked in by the Phantom's creepy charms, Christine should be focusing her attention on the theater's wealthy patron, Raoul (Patrick Wilson). He's cute and he's into her and, um, he isn't a psycho stalker.

Their duet of "All I Ask of You," which takes place in the moonlight on the opera house's snow-dusted rooftop, is another of the film's musical highlights, despite its innate sappiness. (Wilson previously played Curly on Broadway in "Oklahoma!") But for every enjoyable tune, there are far too many productions like the overblown "Masquerade."

The Phantom gets a back story here, in Schumacher and Lloyd Webber's script, to explain his torment. Apparently, he was put on display like a circus freak as a child for his facial disfigurement, and the little girl who would go on to become the Opera Populaire's ballet mistress (played as an adult by Miranda Richardson) helped him escape and squirreled him away inside the opera house.

These additions will undoubtedly appall purists, the fervent fans of the show who call themselves "phans." Those who've never seen the musical may find themselves entertained, but they deserve better than this, a ghost of the real thing.

"Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera," a Warner Bros. Pictures release, is rated PG-13 for brief violent images.

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Re: Review: 'Phantom' a bloated nightmare
« Reply #1 on: Jan 9^th, 2005, 8:51am »

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I 100% disagree with this.

I LOVE the original. I went to NY to see it and it was Beautiful. I keep the soundtrack in my car and play it often.

This movie was GREAT. Sure they changed a couple of things, but they didn't change the story at all. Most of the music was the same. And it was magnificent. This guy must have had a heart of stone to say it didn't pull at your heart strings. I cried twice!! Of course it's not as great as the stage version, nothing ever is because it's seeing the live performers which creates some of the magic. But this...man I think this is going to be that movie that i pay to see 3 or 4 times. I could sit through it again and again, even though now, 12 hours later, i can't get the last line of the Phantom's out of my mind

"Christine I love you" (sung of course) It's so beautiful and heartbreaking I could tear up now!

I highly Reccomend this, especially if you haven't seen the stage version but know and love the story

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