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The Un-Amazing Race 1 1/2
« on: Nov 13^th, 2005, 1:29am »

Enjoy!

(I hope this is the right place to post this.)

The Un-Amazing Race 1 ˝

Phil: Im standing on some famous ship in some city in America. It is here that wait, let me, see nine, ten oh yes, five teams will depart in a race around the world for five dollars and fifty-six cents. Lets cut to some pre-show interviews plus some staged footage to introduce the teams.

Bob and Barb, the mandatory old couple

Bob: People are going to see us and go, Boy, those two are old.
Barb: Then theyll come and give us their blankets.
Bob: Huh? What are you talking about?

Peter and Trish, the stereotypical dating models

Peter: We are the best team on this whole race.
Trish: We rule all. BOW BEFORE US!
Peter: MUHAHAHAHAHA-cough, cough-HAHAHAHA!

Joy and Willis, the bland married couple

Joy: We think itd be nice to win the race. You know. Maybe.
Willis: I hope our edit turns out okay.
Joy: Yeah, me too.

Steve and Steve, twin brothers with the same name

Steve: Even though we are twins and have the same name and stuff like that, I think we are still very different people.
Steve: Yeah, mostly because Steve has a tiny little scar on his left elbow and I dont.

Patrick and Nicole, friends that never shut up

Patrick: Oh my god, if we won this race, that would be so great, because I could finally go and say, oh my god, we won the Amazing Race!
Nicole: I know, like totally!

And now they are off!

Patrick gets the clue.

Patrick: Make your way to a city that most people have never heard of but can be found on any globe. Come on, Nicole, lets like, go!

All five teams are now on a flight. Yay.

Bob: Detour The Slower, but less Physical Demanding One or the Faster, but more Physical Demanding One

A detour is a choice between two tasks, one being a million times better than the other. In this detour teams must choose between T.S.B.L.P.D.O or T.F.B.M.P.D.O. In the first one I listed, teams must sit in a chair for one week. The task isnt physically demanding, but sitting in a chair for one week could take a long time. In the second one, teams must travel a distance and lift Tom Buchanan. The task is hard, but it is faster.

Steve: Which one do you want to do?
Steve: Well, we are a strong team. Lets go lift Big Tom.
Steve: Okay.

Bob: Im tired. Lets do the slow one.
Barb: What?
Bob: I said, we should do the slow one.
Barb: Okay, lets go.

Patrick: Like, oh my god, I cant belive were actually at a Detour! Like, oh my god!
Nicole: This is like, so amazing! Lets see, the first one or the last one?
Patrick: Lets, like, do the last one.

Peter: Muhahahahaha! It seems that we have stumble upon a Detour!
Trish: According to this, we must make a choice!
Peter: I know! Lets go follow Patrick and Nicole because I said so and I am the man in this relationship!
Trish: Great idea! Lets do it!

Steve and Steve finish their detour first.

Steve: We rock.
Steve: Now we must drive one of the marked cars to some city in France!
Steve: Cool, but wait a minute. Arent we in America?
Steve: Yes.
Steve: Okay, just checking.

Peter and Trish finish second, and Patrick and Nicole finish third.

Peter: Mwaha! A route info! We must drive a car to some city in France!
Trish: Muhaha, soon more cities will fall under our control.
Peter: Shut up and start driving.

Patrick: Like, oh my god, were like, going to France!
Nicole: Oh way awesome! I hope we go to Europe next!

Joy and Willis finish the detour also.

Joy: Lets go.
Willis: Okay.

In some city in France, Steve and Steve some how drove across the Atlantic Ocean and are the first to arrive.

Steve: A roadblock! Whos ready to jump into a boat and then sail it out to a buoy to retrieve a clue?
Steve: That is so me!
Steve: GO STEVE! YOU ROCK!

Peter: A roadblock. Youre doing it.
Trish: Yes, Peter.

Patrick: Oh my God!! Theres the clue!
Nicole: Like, that is SOOOOOO cool!
Patrick: Will I open or will you?
Nicole: I have an idea! Lets play rock paper scissors!
Patrick: Great! 1, 2, 3 darn, were both rock. Lets try again.
Nicole: Tied AGAIN!

Steve finishes the Roadblock.

Steve: Drive 2 miles to the pitstop, a famous bakery in . how do you pronounce this?
Steve: Um. Axe?
Steve: No, Im pretty sure its pronounced. Aich.
Steve: Maybe its Aches?

Trish finishes the roadblock.

Peter: Drive to the pitstop.
Trish: At last, we shall claim what is rightfully ours! Muhahaha!
Trish drives into a tree.
Trish: Crap!
Peter: Look what you did you idiot! You drove into a tree! Now I will shout expletives at you!
Trish: You are always bossing me around. I will now scream at your face!

At the pitstop:
Phil: Joy and Willis, you are the first team to arrive!
Joy: Yay!
Willis: Yay!

Joy: I like Willis. He is nice.
Willis: Everyday we learn more about each other. That is nice too.

MUCH LATER

Phil: Peter and Trish, Steve and Steve, Patrick and Nicole, Bob and Barb.
All: Yes?
Phil: You all somehow tied for second place!
All: YAY!
Phil: Unfortunately, in the time it took you to get here Joy and Willis already won the whole thing.
All: Aww.
Phil: So... um, Ill just say that Steve and Steve got second and Patrick and Nicole got third.

Steve: Yeah, bro!
Steve: We got second!
Steve: All it takes is just some teamwork!

Patrick: I knew we could do it!
Nicole: Im so proud of you!
Patrick: HUG!!!

On the next season of the Un-Amazing Race
-Teams travel from one place to another
Alexis: Look out for the turnpike!
Shella: No, I missed an exit!
Alexis: We just ran out of gas!
Shella: Quick, get out! A meteor is about to hit our car!

-some people get mad at each other

Luke: I said Well-Done! This steak is MEDIUM!
Lois: Im sorry, just give me another chance!

-and four people get fired.

Donald Trump: Youre fired.

- whoops, wrong show.

Phil: Youre fired.

-And which team will win the five dollar and fifty-six cents prize?

« Last Edit: Nov 13^th, 2005, 1:31am by MK »

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race 1 1/2
« Reply #1 on: Nov 13^th, 2005, 3:34pm »

lol That is funny! Cheesy

But it belongs in Fantasy games, so i'll move it there Wink

I like the people who won't shut up lol!

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race 1 1/2
« Reply #2 on: Nov 13^th, 2005, 4:56pm »

OMG, this is like, sooo crazy and funny!!!1!!11one!!eleven!! :laff:

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race 1 1/2
« Reply #4 on: Nov 14^th, 2005, 2:52pm »

OMG that's hilarious

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race 1 1/2
« Reply #6 on: Nov 16^th, 2005, 8:12pm »

Question: Who is Tom Buchanan? Real or Fantasy?

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race 1 1/2
« Reply #7 on: Nov 17^th, 2005, 2:52am »

Tom Buchanan = Big Tom of Survivor: Africa and Survivor: All Stars.

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race 1 1/2
« Reply #8 on: Nov 17^th, 2005, 2:03pm »

You've gotta do another one Monarchk. That was hilarious!

:laff:

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race 1 1/2
« Reply #9 on: Nov 18^th, 2005, 9:04pm »

on Nov 17^th, 2005, 2:03pm, Timmy wrote:

You've gotta do another one Monarchk. That was hilarious!

Y'okey doke! The Un-Amazing Race 2 3/4 is coming up!
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Re: The Un-Amazing Race 1 1/2
« Reply #10 on: Jan 27^th, 2007, 9:56am »

^ wow! this was 2005!

And bump. hehe.

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« Reply #11 on: Jan 27^th, 2007, 4:55pm »

Yup. I am lazyyyyy. Tongue

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race 1 1/2
« Reply #12 on: Jan 27^th, 2007, 6:12pm »

I knew i had seen another one of these a long time ago. lol.

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race 1 1/2
« Reply #13 on: Jan 27^th, 2007, 6:53pm »

This one was good too, I liked the other one better though

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