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Question: The winning team will be:

Tyler and Bridget	3 (15.7%)
Ray and Raymond	0 (0%)
Gigi and Barry	2 (10.5%)
Chase and Illian	5 (26.3%)
Michael and John	1 (5.2%)
Svetlana and Luciette	2 (10.5%)
Lizzy and Bethany	4 (21%)
Brandon and Carter	2 (10.5%)

Total votes: 19

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« on: May 9^th, 2007, 8:23am »

I thought it was about time for a new Un-Amazing Race. For those that don't know, it's exactly as the name suggests. A stupid race around some bizarre place for some practically worthless cash prize. Except this time bigger.

And now there is interactivityness. Because YOU, the unfortunate person who has nothing better to do with his/her life than read this drivel, gets to have YOUR team in this sad excuse for literature! It's a one-shot deal - it should be only one episode long, possibly two if some teams are especially resilient. They fall pretty fast. Everyone ends up quitting or something by the end except for the one team that perseveres and yadda yadda yadda. They win some pocket change, which FICA instantly takes from them.

So! YAY! Make your team! There will be eight teams in this installment!
-The teams must be pointless
-No repeats of last two seasons
-The teams must have potential to be completely stupid. Like this post. But worse.
-When you make your team, you give up all legal rights to your team, your pet, and your best friend.

So go make your teams! In fact, I will make the first one!

Tyler (19) and Bridget (18 ), think they are in a teen drama
Tyler and Bridget met at high school. The moment they saw each other, they instantly fell in love. They constantly face new challenges, like Tyler's parents getting divorced because one of his two dads is actually straight or Bridget suddenly finding that her best friend actually didn't tell her that peach was so not her color. Oh my gosh, the heartbreaking drama is just too much. They've broken up twice but still end up getting back together. Tyler plans on helping one of his dads start his fashion empire, while Bridget plans to become a pop superstar.

So keep making up teams in the same vein!

1. Tyler and Bridget, think they are in a teen drama
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« Reply #1 on: May 9^th, 2007, 8:31am »

Oh and vote in the poll! It also gives example of what the past teams were like, but no copying because that is boring!!

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« Reply #2 on: May 9^th, 2007, 8:38am »

Loved these MK!! Missed them!! I actually used one of your made-up teams for my fifth voting-only fanfic teams Race. Unfortunately, I'm not that creative enough to make a team worthy of your stories. So I'll just be here reading the story..lol..

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« Reply #3 on: May 9^th, 2007, 8:42am »

Tyler and Bridget, Before the Race

Tyler: Hey, Bridget.
Bridget: Hey, Ty.
Interviewer: I'm over here.
Tyler: Hi nameless interviewer.
Nameless: Well, hi to you too.
Bridget: Tyler, I don't... I don't think... I just don't feel like I measure up to be able to talk to other people. You know, I just, I don't feel comfortable.
Tyler: Bridget, you are just wonderful and hot and sexy just the way you are. As long as you don't wear those disgusting boots anymore, girl, because I think K'Ashmeera Johnson wearing those to the spring prom just brings back nearly criminal mental pictures. *fake vomits* But I mean, other than the boots, you are a strong, successful, independent person. And... I love you Bridget. From the moment I first met you, I've just wanted to know who the true Bridget Caroline is.
Bridget: Really Ty?
Tyler: Really.
Bridget: Awww... *leans into kiss Tyler*
Tyler: Um, excuse me. *Bridget backs up* What shade is that? Is that dark fuschia? Girl, I can not have you wearing dark fuschia. Give me your purse. *fumbles around and pulls out a different lipstick* Here. This is much better.
Bridget: This is purple...
Tyler: Well anything would be an improvement over that, put it on!
*afterwards*
Tyler: I love you Bridget, just the way you are. I hope you realize that... maybe someday you'll know what I mean.
Bridget: I think I already do.
Tyler: *nods* Okay, now we can make out.
*they do*
Nameless: I feel so ignored right now. *walks off*

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« Reply #4 on: May 9^th, 2007, 8:48am »

on May 9^th, 2007, 8:38am, Raymond wrote:

Ray and Raymond, uncreative friends
Ray and Raymond were both born and lived life. They went to school and got jobs. Ray is studying to be a plumber. Raymond will maybe be a janitor.

Before the Race with Ray and Raymond.
Interviewer: What is your main goal?
Ray: Um... we'd like to win.
Interviewer: Do you feel intimidated by the other teams.
Raymond: No.
*silence*
Interviewer: Okay.... what will you do with the money?
Ray: We will buy something.
Interviewer: Great...
*silence. Both stare holes into the wall*
Interviewer: Okayyyyyy.... so how are you going to win the race?
Ray: We're going to win the race.
Interviewer: Okay, but how.
Raymond: Read the clue and do what is on the paper.
*silence*
Interviewer: *closes notebook* Yes. Wonderful. Brilliant. Ray and Raymond, everyone. *walks off stage and downs a bottle of painkillers.

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« Reply #5 on: May 9^th, 2007, 8:49am »

1. Tyler and Bridget, think they are in a teen drama
2. Ray and Raymond, uncreative friends
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« Reply #6 on: May 9^th, 2007, 8:51am »

Yes!! I'm now part of the story!! Thanks MK!! Grin

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« Reply #7 on: May 9^th, 2007, 8:53am »

I feel really bad for Nameless Interviewer. Poor guy.

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« Reply #8 on: May 9^th, 2007, 8:57am »

Ya...I know...*tsk**tsk*

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« Reply #9 on: May 9^th, 2007, 9:02am »

I might make another team.

Okay, I will. But only because you keep prodding!

Gigi and Barry, cute little babies
Gigi and Barry were born in the same hospital on the same day to different families. They go to the same daycare. Gigi likes pointing at shiny things while Barry likes piggyback rides from daddy. Both say the Amazing Race will be goo-goo gaga ahhhhhhh. Our baby expert says that means they think the race is milk. Or something similar.

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« Reply #10 on: May 9^th, 2007, 9:04am »

1. Tyler and Bridget, think they are in a teen drama
2. Ray and Raymond, uncreative friends
3. Gigi and Barry, cute little babies
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Gigi and Barry Before the Race
Gigi: *shakes rattle*
Barry: *drinks milk*
Gigi: *rolls ball around*
Barry: *stops drinking and starts crying*
Baby Expert: Oh dear, someone needs to be changed again!
Interviewer: *stares blankly, packs up stuff, and leaves*

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« Reply #11 on: May 9^th, 2007, 9:07am »

Please reserve a place for me

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« Reply #12 on: May 9^th, 2007, 10:00am »

Okay. Come on people make a team! Cheesy

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« Reply #13 on: May 9^th, 2007, 3:58pm »

Chase (99) and Illian (dead)
Chase has yet to see his wife of 2 years is dead and he's alone. Chase loves long one sided conversations and Illian loves to lay around, not to mention her stink.

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« Reply #14 on: May 9^th, 2007, 4:01pm »

1. Tyler and Bridget, think they are in a teen drama
2. Ray and Raymond, uncreative friends
3. Gigi and Barry, cute little babies
4. Chase & Illian, old "dead" couple
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Chase: so I'm pumped for this race
Illian flops on ground and loses eye
Chase: I...I'm having a heartattack (passes out and loses pulse)
Paramedics use AED and revive him
Chase: Ahh, my fiftyth heatrattack
Interviewer: Can't wait to see what's next Roll Eyes

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« Reply #15 on: May 9^th, 2007, 4:08pm »

First, thank you MK for making this. Just reading these few posts has brightened my day.

Second, thank you David for that. That was just...... :laff:

and my team.....

Michael (50) and John (50), professional pencil sharpeners

Michael and John are co-workers that work together. They eat lunch together, sometimes. They talk to each other......occasionally.......hardly........never. They don't have many similarities, except that they are both deaf and blind. Amen.

1. Tyler and Bridget, think they are in a teen drama
2. Ray and Raymond, uncreative friends
3. Gigi and Barry, cute little babies
4. Chase & Illian, old "dead" couple
5. Michael and John, professional pencil sharpeners
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Michael and John before the Race

Interviewer: So, tell me about yourselves.
*silence*
Interviewer: Oh, I'm sorry, you can't hear me. Well, I guess you couldn't hear that either. Oh, this should be interesting........*silently weeps*

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« Reply #16 on: May 9^th, 2007, 7:21pm »

How bout making a team for me?

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« Reply #17 on: May 9^th, 2007, 7:27pm »

Are you going tp continue your other game, MK?

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« Reply #18 on: May 9^th, 2007, 7:32pm »

1. Tyler and Bridget, think they are in a teen drama
2. Ray and Raymond, uncreative friends
3. Gigi and Barry, cute little babies
4. Chase & Illian, old "dead" couple
5. Michael and John, professional pencil sharpeners
6. Svetlana and Luciette, "superheroes"/"faries" <---- notice the quotes Wink

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Svetlana: I can fly! *jumps off hill and lands on feet*
Luciette: And I have super-stregnth *picks up and throws a dog*
Svetlana: We are READY!
Luciette: Wait...not yet
*Svetlana and Luciette run backstage and pop out with plastic wings duck-taped to their backs. Svetlana leaps up and starts flapping her arms wildly*
Luciette: NOW we're ready!

Luciette and Svetlana met in a phsyciatric hospital two years back. They escaped together by "flying" out of the window (in reality, they jumped and each broke several bones). Now, they are friends. Both 34, they believe they are faries that can fly and make people laugh (not with them, at them...but they don't know that Wink

). Both are now labled sane, though their parent's do not agree. We suspect that that is because the parents want them out of their basements. Both believe they can make it far in the race because they are original, fit and smart.

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« Reply #19 on: May 10^th, 2007, 2:19am »

on May 9^th, 2007, 7:21pm, Elizabeth wrote:

How bout making a team for me?

Lizzy (24) and Bethany (26), professional moochers

Lizzy and Bethany met in eighth grade and became good friends. They earn their living by asking other people to do stuff for them. As they are just far too special to ever do anything by themselves, they always simply must have some lesser peon do it for them. Their lunch will mainly consist of scraps that they take from making their rounds at different restaurants. They usually end up with a large meal without paying for anything.

Lizzy and Bethany Before the Race
Interviewer: Hello.
Bethany: Lizzy, say hello.
Lizzy: Me? I'm sorry, my mouth just dried up, you'll have to do it.
Bethany: I can't, it would ruin my makeup and we can't have that. Quick... the cameraman! Hey cameraman, please say hello to the interviewer for us.
Cameraman: Hello.
Interviewer: Okay. So Lizzy, Bethany. What is your plan for the race?
Lizzy: ... can we borrow yours? Maybe for just a second?
Bethany: We might return it!
Interviewer: I'm not on the race.
Bethany: Oh wow, I just love your pen! I collect those and that's the last one I need for my collection!
Interviewer: I got this at a Goodwill store for fifty cents, what are you talking about?
Bethany: *gasp* Even better! Quick give it to me!
Interviewer: *slowly hands over the pen*
Bethany: Thank you so much! *puts pen in pocket* You are so nice, like seriously!
Interviewer: So how am I going to write down answers now?
Lizzy: That's why you have a memory, duh!
Interviewer: Well, I think we're done here. *leaves*

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« Reply #20 on: May 10^th, 2007, 2:20am »

1. Tyler and Bridget, think they are in a teen drama
2. Ray and Raymond, uncreative friends
3. Gigi and Barry, cute little babies
4. Chase & Illian, old "dead" couple
5. Michael and John, deafblind professional pencil sharpeners
6. Svetlana and Luciette, "superheroes"/"faries" <---- notice the quotes
7. Lizzy and Bethany, professional moochers
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« Reply #21 on: May 10^th, 2007, 2:21am »

ONE MORE SLOT!

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« Reply #22 on: May 10^th, 2007, 8:47am »

Okay here's the last team.

Brandon (28, real age unknown) and Carter (32), alien and spy
Brandon and Carter first met when Carter was assigned to assassinate Brandon on account of him being a high-ranking military officer from another galaxy. However, Brandon turned on the charm (read: activated his alien powers) and they are now best of friends (read: master and servant). Carter likes nothing better than telling Brandon secret Earth secrets and Brandon likes nothing better than conquering people, I mean, doing nice things. They are very much the best friends and quite inseparable ever since that one mission.

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« Reply #24 on: May 10^th, 2007, 9:03am »

Commercial

Sometime in the future!

Chase: Come on Illian, run, run, run!
Illian: *rolls over*
Chase: I'm not carrying you again!
Illian: *finger breaks off*
Chase: Darn you woman! *picks her up*

Heads will roll.

Svetlana: Go to the airport.
Luciette: We don't need an airport! We can fly there on the power of our imagination!
Brandon: (confessional) This 'imagination'... I must take that power and harness it for my evil purposes! Muhahaha!

Spirits will soar.

Ray: Roadblock. Who wants to dig a hole?
Raymond: How do you dig a hole?
Ray: I don't know, I don't see a shovel or anything.
Raymond: Everyone else is using their hands. Except them. *points to Lizzy and Bethany who are both cheering on the surfer they hired to dig for them*
Ray: I don't get it, this task is impossible.

And babies will strut their stuff.

Gigi: *crawling down runway* Gaga!
Barry: *heading towards cameraman* Ahhhh!!
Baby Expert: Barry, no, that camera can permanently blind you!
Michael: *walks down runway and falls into the crowd*
John: *tries to get to runway but doesn't realize the dressing room door is locked and he has repeatedly been hitting the closed door*
Bridget: We are so going to win this challenge. But... inside... I don't feel like a winner, Tyler. I don't know. It's just all this emotional pressure.
Tyler: Hey, hey, Bridget... we'll be okay. Don't listen to everyone else - just listen to your heart, what you want. We'll do this challenge and we'll both come out as stronger people.
Bridget: *cries* This is just so much drama! *runs off*

Because when we say it's an Un-Amazing Race...

Carter: Route Info: Add six and two. Well, that's easy. Eight.
Person: Here's your next clue.
*silence*
Carter: Seriously? That was it?

We really mean it!

THE UN-AMAZING RACE PI! Catch it first, only on FNET TV.

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« Reply #25 on: May 10^th, 2007, 9:07am »

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Full already?!

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« Reply #26 on: May 10^th, 2007, 9:20am »

on May 10^th, 2007, 9:03am, MK wrote:

Chase: Come on Illian, run, run, run!
Illian: *rolls over*
Chase: I'm not carrying you again!
Illian: *finger breaks off*
Chase: Darn you woman! *picks her up*

Heads will roll.

Svetlana: Go to the airport.
Luciette: We don't need an airport! We can fly there on the power of our imagination!
THE UN-AMAZING RACE PI! Catch it first, only on FNET TV.

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« Reply #27 on: May 10^th, 2007, 11:32am »

Since I missed the sign ups (boo hoo!) I'll make up a review!

The Lowest Kind of Reality: Truly Un-amazing
by Aido Nohawtoo Rite

The 2-time, non-Emmy-nominated reality show is back for another un-amazing competition that will surely make your heart beat slower than clinically possible! It doesn't get any worse than this!

The new edition of the Un-Amazing Race promises to be one of the most bizarre show you'll ever waste your precious time on. Teams of 2 will be running around some "certain, top-secret locations" for a chance to win a measly amount of fortune, if you can call it that. From 2 babies who don't even know how to walk yet, to two elderly couple, one of whom has been dead for 2 years!

This show will inspire you to get off the couch and do something better than suffer through an episode of the Race! It's that bad!

So if you don't value your life, tune in and watch the Un-Amazing Race Pi on FNet TV.

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« Reply #28 on: May 10^th, 2007, 11:35am »

Luciette: WE NEED TO GET TO THE AIRPORT FAST!
Svetlana: Hold on...*places hands on forehead and begins to think*
*all of the sudden, Svetlana and Luciette begin floating through time at the speed of light, passing ancient things such as stars, dinosaurs, cavemen and Illian. Eventually they come to a halt and fall into the airport*
Svetlana: Here!

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« Reply #29 on: May 10^th, 2007, 5:19pm »

LOL, thanks for the wonderful un-amazing review JP!

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« Reply #30 on: May 10^th, 2007, 8:30pm »

on May 9^th, 2007, 7:27pm, beepboop wrote:

Are you going to continue your other game, MK?

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« Reply #31 on: May 11^th, 2007, 2:44pm »

Speaking of prediction games, MK, you REALLY need to hurry up and answer leg 3's questions! You only have 15 more hours!

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« Reply #32 on: May 12^th, 2007, 7:44am »

Beepboop, the game will continue eventually, but I am kinda busy. I'll try to update it soon.

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« Reply #33 on: May 12^th, 2007, 12:23pm »

I can't wait for this. :laff:

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« Reply #34 on: May 12^th, 2007, 12:24pm »

I have to say GO CHASE AND ILLIAN and GO SVETLANA AND LUCIETTE!

...is it considered cheating if they fly rather that walk?

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« Reply #35 on: May 13^th, 2007, 8:35am »

Since I don't have time to write it all yet, I'll just make an intro right now.

*camera pans across a nuclear power plant*

Phil: Yeah. That's what I said. Anyway, there's going to be a race that starts here. I KNOW! That's exactly what I said! So, yeah, let's go see the wackos I will have the pleasure of seeing fall by the wayside this time.

Brandon and Carter, alien and spy
Brandon: We will win the race. *stares menacingly into camera*
Camera lens: *shatters into pieces, picture blanks out*
Voices: *black screen* Oh my god, what did he just do? *choking noises* Oh my god, what is that?! Can't... breathe...
Carter's voice: Brandon, put them down, they are only foolish earthbeings! They mean no harm to our mission.
Brandon's voice: We'd better not take chances...
Voices: NO... NO... NO-AHHHHHHH!!

Chase and Illian, married
Chase: Illian's the love of my life. Isn't that right, Illian?
Illian: *stays completely motionless on chair with eyes rolled back into her head*
Chase: I think that our strategy will be Illian will do all the thinking roadblocks, while I'll do the more physical ones. What do you think about that darling?
Illian: *head falls off*
Chase: WELL I DON'T SEE YOU SUGGESTING ANY BETTER IDEAS!!

Gigi and Barry, cute little babies
Gigi: *puts on star sunglasses* Bahbah!
Barry: *giggles*
Gigi: *crawls off chair* Bahbah...
Barry: *sucks thumb and spontaneously starts crying*
Baby Expert: Barry, no! That was the thumb with the tack in it! *tends to Barry*
Barry: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Lizzy and Bethany, professional moochers
Lizzy: Our strategy is to take everything and give nothing, because there is no such thing as boy that can't fall under our control. *winks seductively*
Bethany: Cameraman, can I please have a massage?
Camera: *drops to the floor*
Bethany: Oh yes, that is so gooood! You know, I think you should quit your boring old job and become my personal masseuse, what do you say, you naughty little Adonis?

Michael and John, professional pencil sharpeners
Michael: *silence*
John: *silence, then takes Michael's hands and signs something into it*
Michael: *signs something back*
Cameraman: ENGLISH PLEASE!
Both: *keep signing back and forth*
*silence*

Ray and Raymond, uncreative friends
Ray: We like the race, we could possibly win.
Raymond: Yeah. Um... our strategy is to do the best. And be underestimated. That's usually good, right?
Ray: I don't know.
Raymond: Yeah, well, we'll also be sure to pick a good detour option. And get good flights. And go real fast.
Interviewer: Sounds like a winning strategy....
Raymond: Yes. *sits and twiddles thumbs*

Svetlana and Luciette, superhero and fairy
Luciette: Pixie dust magic! *throws sand in the air*

Tyler and Bridget, melodramatic dating couple
Tyler: Bridget, this is it. All we have to get through is this one interview.
Bridget: I know, that's what you say Tyler. But after this interview, there'll be another interview, I just know in my heart of hearts. And then what? Another interview? I can't take this, Tyler, I just can't!
Tyler: Bridget, no, please, listen! Bridget... I love you. I... I don't know how to live without you.
Bridget: *gets up angrily* Tell it to your interview! *storms off*
Tyler: Bridget, no! *runs off to follow her*
Screen: *To be continued*

Phil: *silence and looks at nuclear power plant* Those silos are just looking so attractive right now.
Cameraman: *throws water on Phil*
Phil: WAH! *regains composure* Yes, thanks for that. Anyway, who will win the ten dollar prize at the end of this race? We will find out as The Un-Amazing Race Pi begins!

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« Reply #36 on: May 13^th, 2007, 8:48am »

"PIXIE DUST MAGIC!"

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Phil: Well, teams, I don't see how we could possibly be stupid enough to dream of assuming responsibility for anything that happens to you, so I won't even bother with the "travel safe" crap. You know what, just go.

*teams run to their bags, while Chase drags Illian across the ground*

Carter: Fly to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia....
Tyler: ...once there, book a charter submarine...
Svetlana: ...that will take you to the bottom of the Marianas Trench...
Chase: ...the merdwarves will then lead you to your next clue.

Everyone then headed to the airport.

Lizzy: Oh my gosh, we have the best soundman in the world! Thank you soundman for driving the car for us! Oh, look, there's Ray and Raymond! Pass 'em, soundman, pass 'em!
*he does*
Lizzy and Bethany: YAY! *clap*

Ray: We just got passed.
Raymond: So what we should do about it?
Ray: I don't know.

Michael: *feels car*
John: *finds door handle and opens it, then leads Michael into the car*
Michael: *holds steering wheel and feels around for gas pedal and gearbox, he then drives out of the parking lot*

Chase: I can't believe we just got passed by the two blind guys!
Illian: *tips over and head falls on cameraman's lap*
Chase: Well, if you'd just stop pressuring me this wouldn't be so difficult! And what do you think you're doing flirting with the camera crew?
Cameraman: Sir, permission to get your wife's creepy head off my lap?
Chase: Granted.
Cameraman: *wimply flicks at head in hopes Illian will pop back up*
Illian: *head falls off and rolls to the car floor*
Chase: Can you please just stop falling apart on me!?

*To be continued*

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« Reply #38 on: May 13^th, 2007, 12:05pm »

OMG this so going to be un-amazing!!!

(I imagine Tyler/Bridget like the actors in High School Musical, those who played blonde brother/sister)

(Lizzy and Bethany = Debbie and Bianca lol)

(Chase and Illian = generic old man + generic dead old woman, complete with pearl necklace)

(I have to think up the rest)

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« Reply #39 on: May 13^th, 2007, 12:08pm »

Debbie and Bianca weren't THAT clueless...

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« Reply #40 on: May 13^th, 2007, 5:36pm »

Tyler and Bridget came to me after I watched just one episode of One Tree Hill a few days before I made this. I think anyone who has watched that show knows what I mean.

And Jake, if you want a clueless girl team, then you should see Alexis and Shella from number 2. Almost every second line from them was a disgruntled "We're sooooo underestimated right now!" after they did something stupid. (Well, not really, but they said it a lot. Tongue

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« Reply #41 on: May 13^th, 2007, 8:28pm »

Honest-to-god, this has been one of the funniest things I have ever read in my entire life! Cheesy

thanks for the laughs!

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« Reply #42 on: May 13^th, 2007, 8:44pm »

^^Amen to that!! :laff:

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« Reply #43 on: May 14^th, 2007, 4:18am »

Teams are now at the airport.

Tourist: Excuse me, miss.
Agent: *cheerily* Hello, there Mr. Park! Ah, I see you're on your way to visit your relatives in Malaysia?
Tourist: Yes, yes. *smiles* I'd like tickets on the fastest flight.
Agent: *smiles* Well, Mr. Park, we will see what we can do for you. *happily clicks and clacks on her pastel colored keyboard*
Swallows: *swoop down while warbling a merry little tune*
Flowers: *bloom*
Tourist: *smiles*
Agent: *also smiles*
Tourist: *feels slimy tentacle wrapping around his neck*
Carter: EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR NOW! *whips out gun and fires in the air*
Staff and tourists: Wahhhh!!
Carter: On orders by the President, give us the first flight to Malaysia and nobody gets hurt! *points gun at various people*
Brandon: *pulls the trembling Mr. Park over by the tentacle coming from his alien head* Carter, I think this one has one of those, what you call, 'airline tickets'?
Carter: Sir, on orders from the President, you must hand over those tickets immediately.
Tourist: YES YES, just let me go! I have a dog at home! And also kids!
Brandon: *drops tourist and takes tickets* At last! We will surely win this race now!
Lizzy: Oh my gosh, Bethany! *runs up to Brandon* He has the decoy tickets!
Bethany: Ha, how silly! You fell for that old trick.
Brandon: We did?
Lizzy: Yeah.
Bethany: Really. We're not lying. At all!
Brandon: Hmph. Well, I guess... we should get... real tickets...
Bethany: You really should. A big, strong alien such as yourself only deserves the best tickets on the first flight, doesn't he? *pouts*
Brandon: AH! Here you go! *hands over tickets*
Lizzy: *smiles as the two walk away*
Bethany: We rock.

Svetlana: Look at those plastic plane models, Luciette! *points to some planes innocently sitting in the parking lot*
Luciette: I got an idea!
Svetlana: Awesome!
*later*
Luciette: *anointing the plane with sand* PIXIE DUST MAGIC! KAWEEEEE!
Plane: ....
Svetlana: Try harder Luciette! Try using different sand!
Luciette: You're right Svetlana. This calls for... the Invisible Sand of Worlandria! *flicks hand in front of plane*
Svetlana: Wow, Luciette, that plane is coated down!
Plane: ....
Luciette: AWAKEN!

Gigi: *crawls around*
Barry: *follows*
David Beckham: Ah, I see you've got my private jet ready?
Gigi: Shiny hair gell! Baba! *crawls towards bag*
Barry: Ball... ball! *follows*
Pilot: We will arrive in Kuala Lumpur in a matter of hours.
David Beckham: Wonderful.
Gigi: *opens bag and slides in* Gels funny!
Barry: *enters bag and closes. Then giggles* Darrrkkkkk! Ahoooo! Ahooo!
Pilot: Sir, your hair gel is talking.
David Beckham: That's just my natural brilliance. Now, let's go!
Barry: *in bag* boingy boingy boing!

Phil: Well, eventually teams got flights.

Gigi and Barry were on the first flight which arrived at 12 PM on David Beckham's private plane.
The other six teams were on a flight arriving at 11 AM. The next day.
Svetlana and Luciette are summoning the spirit of the woodland owl, which will carry them across the mighty waters to Kuala Lumpur. If all goes well, they will probably arrive at 3 AM.

*in plane*
Bridget: Are these peanuts salted?
Tyler: No.
Bridget: Tyler, I can't have you lying to me. What kind of a relationship do you think this is? We're COMMITTED to each other! Does that mean nothing to you? *gets up and heads to the bathroom*
Guy behind Tyler: Girls.
Tyler: Yeah.
Guy: Hey, wait a minute... aren't you Tyler Kearns-Bartlett? From White Oak Sunny Hills Dale Park Lane High School?
Tyler: You went to WOSHDPLHS?
Guy: I was the mascot, dude!
Bridget: *walks back*
Tyler: You were the WOSHDPLHS Echidna? I loved you!
Guy: ME TOO!
Bridget: *looks at the two of them and narrows her eyes disdainfully* I should've known the moment he told me he cried watching Phantom of the Opera...
*random cut*
Editor: It's long, it's vaguely funny, no one knows what it means... I love it! EPISODE TITLE!
*back to race*
Tyler: Bridget, come back!
Guy: Is that Bridget Vance? You're dating Bridget Vance?
Tyler: Yeah, why?
Guy: Dude, she killed her stepfather's ex for sleeping with her twin brother.
*slow alternative rock music starts playing*
Tyler: ...
Guy: *comes in closer to Tyler* It's okay. It's okay. *hugs*
Tyler: You know, you smell like polyurethane and you're going to get it all over my clothes.
Guy: Sorry. *sits down*

To be continued

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AWAKEN!

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Keep it up, MK!!

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« Reply #48 on: May 14^th, 2007, 8:19am »

In Kuala Lumpur, David Beckham's private jet arrived first.

Gigi: *crawls out of bag* Ooooh... bwight!
Barry: Baaaahhh.... bah?
*Gigi and Barry crawl across the tarmac, through the terminal, across the street and to the charter sub sign-up sheet*
Barry: Shiny! *reaches up for pen swinging above him*
Gigi: Bawwy! No, my bahbah! Mine! *grabs book and stands on it, then pulls down pen, causing the clipboard to fall on their heads*
Barry: OUCHIE! WAHHHHH!!! *cries hysterically*
Gigi: *laughs hysterically* Ouchie ouchie ouchie! Haha! *claps*

Gigi and Barry are on the first charter submarine departing at 6 PM the next day. They pretty much spent the whole day arguing about 'the shiny bahbah'.

The next plane arrives.

Michael: *takes out a cane and feels his way into the terminal*
John: *follows him*

Ray: I don't want to get lost, Raymond. Do you think we should follow these two inside?
Raymond: Well....... okay. It'd be a good idea to have a slow team we can beat in front of us.
Music: DUN DUN DUN!
Camera: *slows down framerate*
Raymond: *in slow motion* Did we do something wrong?
Ray: I hope not, but this edit we're getting is creeping me out.

*at the sign-up sheet*
Pastor: I now pronounce you Baby and Shiny Bahbah.
Gigi: My bahbah!
Barry: *knocked unconscious*
Pastor: You may now suck on the bahbah.
Gigi: *giggles and puts pen in mouth* My bahbah...

Lizzy: (confessional) We found a very nice high school marching band that carried us across the street, and that made us just feel so special. We were the second team to get to the sign-up sheet because we also made the band block traffic for every other team. We are like, so awesome!

Tyler: What is this?
Bridget: It's the world paying you back for your wrong. Your wrong of not being faithful. Your wrong of not being supportive.
Guy: It's a marching band.
Bridget: Stop bursting my drama bubble! And... hey, what are you still doing here?
Guy: I thought I could stay and hang out with Tyler.
Tyler: Echidna guy, I don't know...
Guy: I can be your Fern!
Tyler: You don't even live here.

Carter: Master, it seems as though some earth people have assembled to protest our coming.
Brandon: *pause* Destroy them all.
Carter: Yes, Brandon. *pulls out top secret weapon and exits taxi, then aims it at the band* This is what you get for impeding our journey!
Weapon: *blasts*
Inside the minds of the marching bands: *synthpop plays*
Carter: *smiles evilly*
Marching Band: *break down screaming and scatter*

Tyler: Wow, I haven't seen this much disgust and chaos since Britney Ramirez performed that stupid Ashlee Simpson song at the talent show last year.
Bridget: That was me.
Tyler: Oh, well, I'm pretty sure she...
Bridget: Britney Ramirez was arrested in ninth grade for drug possession.
Tyler: Yeah.
Bridget: So basically, you just said I can't sing and I'm a drugpusher in the same breath. Thanks a lot.
Tyler: *looks down in shame* Sorry...
Bridget: I really hate you Tyler, which is a shame because I actually really do love you.
Tyler: *silence* Huh?
Taxi driver: Excuse me, we've been sitting here for the past ten minutes, you feel like getting out?
Tyler: Oh yeah...

Lizzy: Aww, look, Bethany, the babies are here.
Gigi: Bahbah! *hugs pen*
Lizzy: Can we please have the bahbah? We need to sign the pa-
Gigi: BAHBAH! *enragedly whacks Lizzy's knee with the sign-up sheet pen*
Lizzy: Owwww!
Bethany: I think we need another pen.

Eventually, every team had signed up. Except for...

Svetlana: That was the slowest woodland owl nature spirit I've ever seen.
Luciette: Hey guys.
Everyone else: *are having a Svetlana and Luciette Are Not Here Party* Aww.... dang it. *Brandon and Carter take down banner, while Lizzy and Bethany quickly down the rest of the punch*
Carter: And I was just getting the hang of this Braille Twister!
Michael: *spins twister dial and feels arrow then presses a button*
Button: Left hand blue.
Bridget: My left hand is already on blue. The blue of my heart.
Ray: No, your left hand is on the blue on the gameboard.
Bridget: You just really don't get it, do you?
Tyler: *whispers to Ray* Sometimes, I wish I was you.
Svetlana: *signs up for the last charter submarine* We're with you Chase and Illian.
Chase: It's okay, Illian, we can beat those girls!
Illian: *noisemaker falls out of her mouth*

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