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Question: The winning team will be:

Tyler and Bridget	3 (15.7%)
Ray and Raymond	0 (0%)
Gigi and Barry	2 (10.5%)
Chase and Illian	5 (26.3%)
Michael and John	1 (5.2%)
Svetlana and Luciette	2 (10.5%)
Lizzy and Bethany	4 (21%)
Brandon and Carter	2 (10.5%)

Total votes: 19

« Last Modified by: MK on: May 10^th, 2007, 8:51am »

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race Pi - plus interactivity(?)
« Reply #30 on: May 10^th, 2007, 8:30pm »

on May 9^th, 2007, 7:27pm, beepboop wrote:

Are you going to continue your other game, MK?

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race Pi - plus interactivity(?)
« Reply #31 on: May 11^th, 2007, 2:44pm »

Speaking of prediction games, MK, you REALLY need to hurry up and answer leg 3's questions! You only have 15 more hours!

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« Reply #32 on: May 12^th, 2007, 7:44am »

Beepboop, the game will continue eventually, but I am kinda busy. I'll try to update it soon.

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race Pi - plus interactivity(?)
« Reply #33 on: May 12^th, 2007, 12:23pm »

I can't wait for this. :laff:

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race Pi - plus interactivity(?)
« Reply #34 on: May 12^th, 2007, 12:24pm »

I have to say GO CHASE AND ILLIAN and GO SVETLANA AND LUCIETTE!

...is it considered cheating if they fly rather that walk?

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« Reply #35 on: May 13^th, 2007, 8:35am »

Since I don't have time to write it all yet, I'll just make an intro right now.

*camera pans across a nuclear power plant*

Phil: Yeah. That's what I said. Anyway, there's going to be a race that starts here. I KNOW! That's exactly what I said! So, yeah, let's go see the wackos I will have the pleasure of seeing fall by the wayside this time.

Brandon and Carter, alien and spy
Brandon: We will win the race. *stares menacingly into camera*
Camera lens: *shatters into pieces, picture blanks out*
Voices: *black screen* Oh my god, what did he just do? *choking noises* Oh my god, what is that?! Can't... breathe...
Carter's voice: Brandon, put them down, they are only foolish earthbeings! They mean no harm to our mission.
Brandon's voice: We'd better not take chances...
Voices: NO... NO... NO-AHHHHHHH!!

Chase and Illian, married
Chase: Illian's the love of my life. Isn't that right, Illian?
Illian: *stays completely motionless on chair with eyes rolled back into her head*
Chase: I think that our strategy will be Illian will do all the thinking roadblocks, while I'll do the more physical ones. What do you think about that darling?
Illian: *head falls off*
Chase: WELL I DON'T SEE YOU SUGGESTING ANY BETTER IDEAS!!

Gigi and Barry, cute little babies
Gigi: *puts on star sunglasses* Bahbah!
Barry: *giggles*
Gigi: *crawls off chair* Bahbah...
Barry: *sucks thumb and spontaneously starts crying*
Baby Expert: Barry, no! That was the thumb with the tack in it! *tends to Barry*
Barry: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Lizzy and Bethany, professional moochers
Lizzy: Our strategy is to take everything and give nothing, because there is no such thing as boy that can't fall under our control. *winks seductively*
Bethany: Cameraman, can I please have a massage?
Camera: *drops to the floor*
Bethany: Oh yes, that is so gooood! You know, I think you should quit your boring old job and become my personal masseuse, what do you say, you naughty little Adonis?

Michael and John, professional pencil sharpeners
Michael: *silence*
John: *silence, then takes Michael's hands and signs something into it*
Michael: *signs something back*
Cameraman: ENGLISH PLEASE!
Both: *keep signing back and forth*
*silence*

Ray and Raymond, uncreative friends
Ray: We like the race, we could possibly win.
Raymond: Yeah. Um... our strategy is to do the best. And be underestimated. That's usually good, right?
Ray: I don't know.
Raymond: Yeah, well, we'll also be sure to pick a good detour option. And get good flights. And go real fast.
Interviewer: Sounds like a winning strategy....
Raymond: Yes. *sits and twiddles thumbs*

Svetlana and Luciette, superhero and fairy
Luciette: Pixie dust magic! *throws sand in the air*

Tyler and Bridget, melodramatic dating couple
Tyler: Bridget, this is it. All we have to get through is this one interview.
Bridget: I know, that's what you say Tyler. But after this interview, there'll be another interview, I just know in my heart of hearts. And then what? Another interview? I can't take this, Tyler, I just can't!
Tyler: Bridget, no, please, listen! Bridget... I love you. I... I don't know how to live without you.
Bridget: *gets up angrily* Tell it to your interview! *storms off*
Tyler: Bridget, no! *runs off to follow her*
Screen: *To be continued*

Phil: *silence and looks at nuclear power plant* Those silos are just looking so attractive right now.
Cameraman: *throws water on Phil*
Phil: WAH! *regains composure* Yes, thanks for that. Anyway, who will win the ten dollar prize at the end of this race? We will find out as The Un-Amazing Race Pi begins!

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race Pi - plus interactivity(?)
« Reply #36 on: May 13^th, 2007, 8:48am »

"PIXIE DUST MAGIC!"

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« Reply #37 on: May 13^th, 2007, 8:53am »

Phil: Well, teams, I don't see how we could possibly be stupid enough to dream of assuming responsibility for anything that happens to you, so I won't even bother with the "travel safe" crap. You know what, just go.

*teams run to their bags, while Chase drags Illian across the ground*

Carter: Fly to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia....
Tyler: ...once there, book a charter submarine...
Svetlana: ...that will take you to the bottom of the Marianas Trench...
Chase: ...the merdwarves will then lead you to your next clue.

Everyone then headed to the airport.

Lizzy: Oh my gosh, we have the best soundman in the world! Thank you soundman for driving the car for us! Oh, look, there's Ray and Raymond! Pass 'em, soundman, pass 'em!
*he does*
Lizzy and Bethany: YAY! *clap*

Ray: We just got passed.
Raymond: So what we should do about it?
Ray: I don't know.

Michael: *feels car*
John: *finds door handle and opens it, then leads Michael into the car*
Michael: *holds steering wheel and feels around for gas pedal and gearbox, he then drives out of the parking lot*

Chase: I can't believe we just got passed by the two blind guys!
Illian: *tips over and head falls on cameraman's lap*
Chase: Well, if you'd just stop pressuring me this wouldn't be so difficult! And what do you think you're doing flirting with the camera crew?
Cameraman: Sir, permission to get your wife's creepy head off my lap?
Chase: Granted.
Cameraman: *wimply flicks at head in hopes Illian will pop back up*
Illian: *head falls off and rolls to the car floor*
Chase: Can you please just stop falling apart on me!?

*To be continued*

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« Reply #38 on: May 13^th, 2007, 12:05pm »

OMG this so going to be un-amazing!!!

(I imagine Tyler/Bridget like the actors in High School Musical, those who played blonde brother/sister)

(Lizzy and Bethany = Debbie and Bianca lol)

(Chase and Illian = generic old man + generic dead old woman, complete with pearl necklace)

(I have to think up the rest)

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« Reply #39 on: May 13^th, 2007, 12:08pm »

Debbie and Bianca weren't THAT clueless...

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« Reply #40 on: May 13^th, 2007, 5:36pm »

Tyler and Bridget came to me after I watched just one episode of One Tree Hill a few days before I made this. I think anyone who has watched that show knows what I mean.

And Jake, if you want a clueless girl team, then you should see Alexis and Shella from number 2. Almost every second line from them was a disgruntled "We're sooooo underestimated right now!" after they did something stupid. (Well, not really, but they said it a lot. Tongue

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Re: The Un-Amazing Race Pi - plus interactivity(?)
« Reply #41 on: May 13^th, 2007, 8:28pm »

Honest-to-god, this has been one of the funniest things I have ever read in my entire life! Cheesy

thanks for the laughs!

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« Reply #42 on: May 13^th, 2007, 8:44pm »

^^Amen to that!! :laff:

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« Reply #43 on: May 14^th, 2007, 4:18am »

Teams are now at the airport.

Tourist: Excuse me, miss.
Agent: *cheerily* Hello, there Mr. Park! Ah, I see you're on your way to visit your relatives in Malaysia?
Tourist: Yes, yes. *smiles* I'd like tickets on the fastest flight.
Agent: *smiles* Well, Mr. Park, we will see what we can do for you. *happily clicks and clacks on her pastel colored keyboard*
Swallows: *swoop down while warbling a merry little tune*
Flowers: *bloom*
Tourist: *smiles*
Agent: *also smiles*
Tourist: *feels slimy tentacle wrapping around his neck*
Carter: EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR NOW! *whips out gun and fires in the air*
Staff and tourists: Wahhhh!!
Carter: On orders by the President, give us the first flight to Malaysia and nobody gets hurt! *points gun at various people*
Brandon: *pulls the trembling Mr. Park over by the tentacle coming from his alien head* Carter, I think this one has one of those, what you call, 'airline tickets'?
Carter: Sir, on orders from the President, you must hand over those tickets immediately.
Tourist: YES YES, just let me go! I have a dog at home! And also kids!
Brandon: *drops tourist and takes tickets* At last! We will surely win this race now!
Lizzy: Oh my gosh, Bethany! *runs up to Brandon* He has the decoy tickets!
Bethany: Ha, how silly! You fell for that old trick.
Brandon: We did?
Lizzy: Yeah.
Bethany: Really. We're not lying. At all!
Brandon: Hmph. Well, I guess... we should get... real tickets...
Bethany: You really should. A big, strong alien such as yourself only deserves the best tickets on the first flight, doesn't he? *pouts*
Brandon: AH! Here you go! *hands over tickets*
Lizzy: *smiles as the two walk away*
Bethany: We rock.

Svetlana: Look at those plastic plane models, Luciette! *points to some planes innocently sitting in the parking lot*
Luciette: I got an idea!
Svetlana: Awesome!
*later*
Luciette: *anointing the plane with sand* PIXIE DUST MAGIC! KAWEEEEE!
Plane: ....
Svetlana: Try harder Luciette! Try using different sand!
Luciette: You're right Svetlana. This calls for... the Invisible Sand of Worlandria! *flicks hand in front of plane*
Svetlana: Wow, Luciette, that plane is coated down!
Plane: ....
Luciette: AWAKEN!

Gigi: *crawls around*
Barry: *follows*
David Beckham: Ah, I see you've got my private jet ready?
Gigi: Shiny hair gell! Baba! *crawls towards bag*
Barry: Ball... ball! *follows*
Pilot: We will arrive in Kuala Lumpur in a matter of hours.
David Beckham: Wonderful.
Gigi: *opens bag and slides in* Gels funny!
Barry: *enters bag and closes. Then giggles* Darrrkkkkk! Ahoooo! Ahooo!
Pilot: Sir, your hair gel is talking.
David Beckham: That's just my natural brilliance. Now, let's go!
Barry: *in bag* boingy boingy boing!

Phil: Well, eventually teams got flights.

Gigi and Barry were on the first flight which arrived at 12 PM on David Beckham's private plane.
The other six teams were on a flight arriving at 11 AM. The next day.
Svetlana and Luciette are summoning the spirit of the woodland owl, which will carry them across the mighty waters to Kuala Lumpur. If all goes well, they will probably arrive at 3 AM.

*in plane*
Bridget: Are these peanuts salted?
Tyler: No.
Bridget: Tyler, I can't have you lying to me. What kind of a relationship do you think this is? We're COMMITTED to each other! Does that mean nothing to you? *gets up and heads to the bathroom*
Guy behind Tyler: Girls.
Tyler: Yeah.
Guy: Hey, wait a minute... aren't you Tyler Kearns-Bartlett? From White Oak Sunny Hills Dale Park Lane High School?
Tyler: You went to WOSHDPLHS?
Guy: I was the mascot, dude!
Bridget: *walks back*
Tyler: You were the WOSHDPLHS Echidna? I loved you!
Guy: ME TOO!
Bridget: *looks at the two of them and narrows her eyes disdainfully* I should've known the moment he told me he cried watching Phantom of the Opera...
*random cut*
Editor: It's long, it's vaguely funny, no one knows what it means... I love it! EPISODE TITLE!
*back to race*
Tyler: Bridget, come back!
Guy: Is that Bridget Vance? You're dating Bridget Vance?
Tyler: Yeah, why?
Guy: Dude, she killed her stepfather's ex for sleeping with her twin brother.
*slow alternative rock music starts playing*
Tyler: ...
Guy: *comes in closer to Tyler* It's okay. It's okay. *hugs*
Tyler: You know, you smell like polyurethane and you're going to get it all over my clothes.
Guy: Sorry. *sits down*

To be continued

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« Reply #44 on: May 14^th, 2007, 4:23am »

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